He embraces his fruitiness.

Wish I could have come, but we didn't finish eating until late and wife told me to "come to bed."

How did the date end? (queue the 70s bass line).

sorry... thank you...

The rest of the world is wrong... as usual.

And you think you’re the only one who is right.
Even when you’re wrong.

As usual...

Just alternate facts.

It was nice of Drafter to come in late with the deadpan comedy and his soothing baritone pipes. It was easier to get to bed with him than just Stephen being focused on my bologna.

He always reminds me of a cross between Private Pyle and Karl Childers.

Must be code for sumting.... :-"

Missed the circle jerk again, who was the middle man this time?

It's always MACS. He was in the Navy after all.... The man knows how to juggle!

she said "Thank You!"

Well?

Opie said there's some chick fights

Heavy rains predicted for today. Probably a good excuse to not do yard work. Will pop in for a few minutes after doing some other stuff.

Holly Holmes v Irena Aldana
Never heard of Aldana... it's Holmes by Head Kick or Adena by decision...
Aldena Decision

De Castro v Felipe
Really tough to call... both guys are coming off of a loss, neither guy has ever been impressive, both could be cut from the promotion following this fight unless they put on a spectacular performance... cardio is a HUGE issue for both guys but if De Castro can't get it done in round 1, don't expect to see him get it done...
De Castro Rd 1 KO

Julianna Pena v Germaine D Randamie
De Randamie RD 2 Head Kick KO

Kyler Phillips v Cameron Else`
Else, the Englishman, makes his ufc debut... his last two fights were against terrible fighters and that did him no favors...
Phillips Rd 1 KO

Dequan Townsend v Dusko Todorovic
3 straight losses for townsend... hard to say if ufc is throwing him an easy fight or if Todorovic will actually pose a threat... Todorovic hasn't fought in over a year...
Townsend Rd 1 Submission

Carlos Condit v Court McGee
these guys should not be fighting... at least not against people... maybe against early onset dementia... McGee has 6 straight decisions, only 2 in his favor... Condit is on a 5 fight losing streak...
Condit Decision

Charles Jourdain v Joshua Culibao - Jourdain has fought some seasoned fighters and not done spectacularly... Culibao is a young prospect who had a tough ufc debut in february... I think this is his redemption fight... I like Culibao for the upset...
Culibao Rd 1 KO

Jordan Williams v Nassourdine Imavov
Williams is a fresh prospect from the contender series but his opponent, Imavov, has some impressive wins outside of the ufc... odds are close but no one believes this one is going the distance...
Imavov Rd 1 Submission

Lona Lookboonme v Jinh Yu Frey
Frey Decision

Casey Kenney v Heili Alateng
Kenney Decision

Luigi Vendramini v Jessin Ayari
Vendramini is a decision machine... Ayari has a couple straight losses, but they're decisions to respected fighters... I like the upset here...
Ayari KO Rd 1

Will there be any single ladies attending, I’m available

Just CB...

Might work, as long promise not to talk. Can’t stand East or even west coast accents on a chick

CB... not talk?

Good luck with that...