Damn Dave, I hope you went easy.

I just got pummeled by SOB.

AKDave comes in and beats the living schitt outta me and sends me directly to the trauma unit.

Holy fucque man, what are you thinking'?

The post lady was nice enough to grant me a temp PO Box,

and she was already fuming when SOB blew a hole straight through it.

Well, you blew the fucque out of it and it no longer exists.

I get back to my temporary hell-hole and open this up,

and I see a Tupperware container packed so tight

that you couldn't even fit a fart into it.

Then directly next to it, a stainless steel flask flashes up at me.

I grab it, open it up, and immediately take a pull from it,

prepared for anything from rancid swill to battery acid.

Well, I'll be dipped in dogschitt - It was incredibly smooth and delicious.

Turns out, it's AKDave's own bourbon! WOW!!!

I open up the tuppyware, and...

SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!

Aganorsa - Casa Fernandez Miami Aniversario

Aging Room - Bin No. 2 - Nicaragua

AJ Fernandez - Bellas Artes Maduro

Ezra Zion - Tantrum

Foundation Cigar - The Tabernacle - Connecticut Broadleaf

Foundation Cigar - The Tabernacle - Havana Seed CT #142

Global Premium Cigars - 1502 Black Gold

God of Fire - Aniversario

JFR - Lunatic Loco Maduro

Kristoff - GC Signature Series

La Imperiosa - Nicaragua

La Flor Dominicana - Event Only Cigar

Mi Querida - Triqui Traca No. 648

Montecristo - Espada Oscuro

Muestra de Saka - #NLMTHA

My Father - El Centurion

My Father - La Promesa

My Father - The Judge

Onyx Reserve

Perez Carillo - La Historia Dona Elena

Room 101 - Doomsayer

Room 101 - Ichiban Maduro - aged in the barrel of the bourbon he sent

Southern Draw - Kudzu

Southern Draw - Top Rung

Stolen Throne - Call To Arms - Sumatra

1 Stainless Steel Flask filled with AKDave’s Very Own Private Reserve Bourbon Whiskey

HOLY SCHITT!!!

All NH's, and some never would haves...

Some of this stuff is intended for royalty, not a bottom feeder like me.

I am literally astonished, dumbfounded, stunned, flabbergasted, flummoxed.................................

This is a n00b PIB Dave. A n00b PIB. Again, a n00b PIB, I repeat, a n00b PIB....

Dave............

I am tremendously thankful for your generosity.

You are one hell of a BOTL.

[bombed]

And thank you BenWa for the gifted turn.

You got yerself some balls buddy...

He was thinking you said you were low.

Hellacious hit Dave!

This is a n00b PIB Dave.

A n00b PIB.

Again, a n00b PIB.

I repeat,

a n00b PIB....

Dave............

I am going to thoroughly enjoy every one of those smokes brother,

and I'm gonna sparingly sip from that flask so that it lasts a good long time.

After tonight,

I think I'm heading back into the unknown for a while.

There are definitely some wonderful people here.

And Frank's here too.

And I am totally cool with that...