opelmanta1900
5 years ago
These guys make involuntary celibacy look damned easy, I'll give em that... they're laughing, they're telling jokes... I say let em carry on... it's all they've got!
opelmanta1900
5 years ago
That's a good standalone post... I'm gonna pin that to my Twitter account...
Smooth light
5 years ago
What's the velocity of s*hit flying sideways,in a downpour if it's diarrhea?🧐
Professor's of Poo
tonygraz
5 years ago
Was this the old 2000 ? New 2500 ?
MACS
5 years ago
The cat that was hanging out with me in my garage on Halloween was in my back yard today. Came right up to the sliding door and was looking in at me. I went out to say hello and he was friendly as all get out, again... until he saw my cat. Then he got wary.

Phoebe pretty much ignored him, except for looking at him and sniffing the air a bit. I went over and pet her to see if he'd follow. He did not. When I went to pet him after petting her he wanted to rub against my foot and leg, but the bassturd scratched me when I tried to pet him again. Not badly, just 2 little marks on my left thumb, but still... little fugger.
corey sellers
5 years ago
It would have been foot to ass.
DrafterX
5 years ago
TW woulda hit it in da mouf.... 😟
tonygraz
5 years ago
MACS is cozying up to a little strange ?
MACS
5 years ago
^Not really. He's greeted me on a number of occasions when I walk down the street. The last 2 times he came to my house and he seems super friendly. I gave him some treats and stuff... and this is how he repays my kindness.

He doesn't have a collar or tags or anything, but he seems to always be out in front of the same house, and he's way too friendly to be a stray.
BuckyB93
5 years ago
Ask him if he's seen CROS
BuckyB93
5 years ago
Anyone Vherfing tonight as the poll results come dribbling in?
DrafterX
5 years ago
Poor.. poor CROS.... 😞
Smooth light
5 years ago
Does kitty keep the Coons away,then it's a keeper for outside. just grow catnip in the very back of the yard, and a fish head occasionally.

Train that ***** 🐈

Smooth light
5 years ago
Does kitty keep the Coons away,then it's a keeper for outside. just grow catnip in the very back of the yard, and a fish head occasionally.

Train that 🐈 right

CelticBomber
5 years ago

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm driving down the coast.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

Finding this suspicious, the cop orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, a$$hole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

BuckyB93 wrote:



This made me laugh more than it should have.
CelticBomber
5 years ago

These guys make involuntary celibacy look damned easy, I'll give em that... they're laughing, they're telling jokes... I say let em carry on... it's all they've got!

opelmanta1900 wrote:




What is this involuntary you speak of? I've never experienced this concept before. My pillow says "Yes!" every time.
ZRX1200
5 years ago
We’ll always have Paris.
tonygraz
5 years ago
Where did CB get the talking pillow ?
Palama
5 years ago

Where did CB get the talking pillow ?

tonygraz wrote:



He’s a ventriloquist? πŸ€”
Smooth light
5 years ago
Miss Pillow! Bet she talks dirty too 🀭
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