Are you telling us that he shipped a parcel containing something fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous?

Postal service shipping fraud outrage!

Not sposta ship alcohol and if you tell them, an adult has to sign for it, and it's going ground... So tell them it is fragile and liquid. If they ask what it is... it's an antique Coca Cola bottle.

You can ship booze. Companies do it all the time. Just not USPS.

I’d never ship booze or ammo USPS. [anxious]

I’d fix it but it’s better that way.

Was it fun last night? I got sucked in to binge watching a Spanish show about Judas and his coins.

The vherf is best when less than three people are talking at the same time. Listening and drinking go hand in hand.

When Celtic and BGZ get into a tussle, listening is what you’’ll do, and drinking is what you’ll need.

I usually just interrupt them with something mundane like I have a belly button.

We’re you on last night 8?

Celtic, Ben and Brewha were going into the science pretty hard. I had no idea what they were saying, I'm a mental midget.

Decided it was time for me to let the grown folks talk, so I left... With a head ache.

No Sir.

Me neither. Maybe next week.

WTF were u TW? Celtic was gettin all jacked up and frisky. We needed u to console him.

Started with me, Celtic and Opie... I ducked out for food and stuff... got back in and Celtic was already gone. Word on the street was the moonshine whooped his arse.

Had a chill night with my wife watching videos.

Man on Man porn, I'm surprised your wife puts up with you when you watch that stuff.

I missed you, though. Looking forward to our next encounter, I'll bring the camera...

Onlyfans.com here we come... c u m ... no come. Here we come.

The moonshine mixed with the the edibles I had gave me this lovely glowing feeling. I wasn't stumbling drunk or anything like that. I was just feeling so warm and COZY that I just wanted to put an audio book on and relax in bed. I didn't actually go to sleep until like 4 am. No hangover at all. I don't understand why I don't sleep as much when I drink any kind of hard liquor though. I sleep for 3 or 4 hours and pop up fresh as a daisy. Wish I had been drinking Bourbon or Scotch all these years instead of beer.

Products of a misspent youth I'm sure.

I get messed up on the hard liqs, the beer leaves me feeling refreshed, like a daisy in the morning.

I wish I could stay on beer now. LOL

Different strokes for different folks, Like using my left hand.

So that's why they call you Lefty.

i can do left or right. #GotSkillz

Can you switch in mid stroke? #realskillz

twenty four fifty NINE!

I don’t even need to touch it. I just ****.