^That's good corn growin' weather, right there.

MACS wrote:

So. my wife and son are off to Florida tomorrow for a week. My son is calling it his "Vacation from Dad." and has declared this will be an annual event. I counteroffered with making it a quarterly event and I'll buy the plane ticket. So my wife filled up the fridge with grumpy old man food (her words) and then handed me a bag. I'll admit, I cried. Inside was a bottle of Bulleit bourbon and a Fuente 10 cigar sampler. She then told me I can be as loud as I want for this Saturday's Vherf. So, for once, I might speak.

As an aside she said the guy at Holt's who rang her up said they were getting something special in for Fathers Day and even they don't know what it's going to be... He knows, I know he knows, he knows I know he knows. But, damnit, it worked. I've already picked out my outfit.

CelticBomber wrote:

"don't call what your wearing an outfit..."

Drive-by Truckers

frankj1 wrote:

My wife walked by and asked me why I was swaying back and forth with my lighter in the air... Had to ask her to move along. She wouldn't understand. 😎

CelticBomber wrote:

Minor screw up today, loading fat cattle in the belly of the trailer, swinging the middle cut gate around the shut and damn heifer kicked high slamming the gate into my in between chin and lower lip… bled pretty good for awhile lip,gums, neck is kinda sore when I swallow (yeah yeah I know, let the joke commence). Glad the farmer was right behind me in the trailer and it didn’t knock me out or I’d be in bad shape in the hospital or dead.. cause they woulda ran right back out over the top of me. Hopefully I feel better in the morning.

Plowboy221 wrote:

Minor screw up today, loading fat cattle in the belly of the trailer, swinging the middle cut gate around the shut and damn heifer kicked high slamming the gate into my in between chin and lower lip… bled pretty good for awhile lip,gums, neck is kinda sore when I swallow (yeah yeah I know, let the joke commence). Glad the farmer was right behind me in the trailer and it didn’t knock me out or I’d be in bad shape in the hospital or dead.. cause they woulda ran right back out over the top of me. Hopefully I feel better in the morning.

Plowboy221 wrote:

Minor screw up today, loading fat cattle in the belly of the trailer, swinging the middle cut gate around the shut and damn heifer kicked high slamming the gate into my in between chin and lower lip… bled pretty good for awhile lip,gums, neck is kinda sore when I swallow (yeah yeah I know, let the joke commence). Glad the farmer was right behind me in the trailer and it didn’t knock me out or I’d be in bad shape in the hospital or dead.. cause they woulda ran right back out over the top of me. Hopefully I feel better in the morning.

Plowboy221 wrote: