Poll Question: Have you had the Rona? (Poll is closed)
Speyside2
4 years ago
They won't be very good. You will only enjoy the first one, then no flavor, no aroma. Just sayin.
Sunoverbeach
4 years ago
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running from the ball
corey sellers
4 years ago
MACS
4 years ago
Well... slight sore throat. Minor body aches.

Took a 500mg naproxen, flushed my sinuses with saline and gargled with warm salt water.

Glass of Basil Hayden's should cover the rest.

Looked into getting a test. Everywhere near me is appointment only and they're booked for days... so I decided i don't give a sheit.
HockeyDad
4 years ago

Well... slight sore throat. Minor body aches.

Took a 500mg naproxen, flushed my sinuses with saline and gargled with warm salt water.

Glass of Basil Hayden's should cover the rest.

Looked into getting a test. Everywhere near me is appointment only and they're booked for days... so I decided i don't give a sheit.

MACS wrote:



If you don't get a test you can’t get ‘Rona.

That’s science.
RayR
4 years ago
No tests...
No new cases...
RONA gone!
frankj1
4 years ago
^^^
Actually, The Donald did say that early on when the virus went, um, viral.
HockeyDad
4 years ago

^^^
Actually, The Donald did say that early on when the virus went, um, viral.

frankj1 wrote:



So you finally came around to admitting The Donald was right!
frankj1
4 years ago

So you finally came around to admitting The Donald was right!

HockeyDad wrote:


it was mathematically impossible to argue against his belief that if we stopped testing the reported number of infections would go down...so yah. He was right about that.
izonfire
4 years ago

it was mathematically impossible to argue against his belief that if we stopped testing the reported number of infections would go down...so yah. He was right about that.

frankj1 wrote:


Thanks for dumbing it down for us Papa…
BuckyB93
4 years ago
We'll we could always extrapolate. See... there's a model that predicts these things to a Tee. It's been around for decades. It's pretty vanilla.

You are all gonna die and take everyone with you that has come within your 6ft radius or have walked in any store against the grain unless the store is WalMart, a liquor store, or convenience store that sells cigarettes and lottery tickets.

Rona dies before you enter such establishments.

SCIENCE!
JadeRose
4 years ago

Well... slight sore throat. Minor body aches.

Took a 500mg naproxen, flushed my sinuses with saline and gargled with warm salt water.

Glass of Basil Hayden's should cover the rest.

Looked into getting a test. Everywhere near me is appointment only and they're booked for days... so I decided i don't give a sheit.

MACS wrote:





Poor MACS. In denial about being dead. Shoulda got the shot but now me and Al get his boat/fishing gear and DanM gets his truck. Enjoy his smokes, 8track. Z can have anything left.
Speyside2
4 years ago
MACS actually died of the Spanish flu in 1918 and does not realize he is in hell.

Astaroth
Sunoverbeach
4 years ago
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
MACS
4 years ago
Still alive, bee-atches!!

Jade... I sold my boat in late 2019. My friend Art has a boat now.

NOBODY gets my truck and I'll smoke cigars with a sore throat, dammit.
JadeRose
4 years ago

Still alive, bee-atches!!

Jade... I sold my boat in late 2019. My friend Art has a boat now.

NOBODY gets my truck and I'll smoke cigars with a sore throat, dammit.

MACS wrote:




That's fine. Al and I will split up your fishing stuff once you go ahead and kick off
Stogie1020
4 years ago
Buddy of mine who had Rona early on, then got tripple vaxed, has it again.

FFS, we are all going to die.





I mean, eventually. But I think this may be the beginning of the end of Rona cause we are ALL going to get it. Even MACS.
Sunoverbeach
4 years ago
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
Dg west deptford
4 years ago
New poll

How many people read that joke & said "fsh" out loud?

I almost wish I could be exposed to the Omnicomicon just for practice
Sunoverbeach
4 years ago
That was a difficult one to get autocorrect to accept
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