bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Sunday, February 13, 2022 1:10:16 PM

You should probably unclench your a$$hole so you can breath more freely. First sign of oxygen deprivation loss of ability to think clearly. On the other hand, it might be genetic. Check your ancestry against the 'Morons/Imbeciles/Idiots Genetic Registry'.

jwhop wrote:

Just the thought of smoking the cigars you mentioned makes my a$$hole clench...

Had to go smoke an LFD to shake the thought of smoking something as bad as you buy.

I never knew there was a such a registry as you mentioned... is that how you found your family?

I bet you were adopted...

jwhop
Sunday, February 13, 2022 10:38:21 PM

Just the thought of smoking the cigars you mentioned makes my a$$hole clench...

Had to go smoke an LFD to shake the thought of smoking something as bad as you buy.

I never knew there was a such a registry as you mentioned... is that how you found your family?

I bet you were adopted...

bgz wrote:

Obviously, a sufferer of AHCS. I'll leave you now to deal with your disability.

ZRX1200
Sunday, February 13, 2022 10:52:52 PM
BGZ is mean and Plowboy has a tiny pecker…

If only you picked cigars as well as pick up on other things.

Mr. Jones
Sunday, February 13, 2022 10:55:31 PM
Jwhop has some decent come backs...

And tough skin...👍

frankj1
Sunday, February 13, 2022 11:15:50 PM

Jwhop has some decent come backs...

And tough skin...👍

Mr. Jones wrote:

can we keep him Y.O.G.I.?

Can we???

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Monday, February 14, 2022 9:59:30 AM

Obviously, a sufferer of AHCS. I'll leave you now to deal with your disability.

jwhop wrote:

I don't know what AHCS is, but I do know you're about the 5th person this week to diagnose me with something on these boards.

Can you tell me if sh*tty cigars will solve my problem? Is that how you fixed your problem?

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Monday, February 14, 2022 10:01:06 AM

BGZ is mean and Plowboy has a tiny pecker…

If only you picked cigars as well as pick up on other things.

ZRX1200 wrote:

I'm not mean, just trying to help the guy out, that's all.

jwhop
Saturday, February 19, 2022 2:35:25 PM

I don't know what AHCS is, but I do know you're about the 5th person this week to diagnose me with something on these boards.

Can you tell me if sh*tty cigars will solve my problem? Is that how you fixed your problem?

bgz wrote:

Medical science has not progressed to the expertise where curing AssHoleClinchingSyndrome is possible. Many people just talk through their asses but some insist on inserting cigars, clenching hard and inhaling. Perhaps Biden will start a support group for AHCS.

jwhop
Saturday, February 19, 2022 2:42:01 PM

Shipping error. It happens. Give CS a try. They've been harder to reach reportedly, but I've never had an issue getting answers/corrections.

Sunoverbeach wrote:

I've sent 7 emails plus 2 messages from this site to customer service. At this point, it would be hard to convince me that Cigar Bid actually has a customer service dept...though they're not shy about bragging on how great it is.

MACS
Saturday, February 19, 2022 3:30:59 PM
Yeah... I think we should keep him.

Try calling the number and staying on hold for an hour. If and when you get through, they will fix the issue. You just have to wait it out. They don't read the forums and it's obvious they don't read their messages. Ya gotta call.

bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Saturday, February 19, 2022 3:57:40 PM
Yeah... this one's not so bad, not sure how you can talk out your azz with a clenched sphincter though...

I'll have to drink about that one.

Sunoverbeach
Saturday, February 19, 2022 4:07:34 PM
You prefer a relaxed sphincter while you're talking out your azz?
HockeyDad
Saturday, February 19, 2022 4:45:34 PM

You prefer a relaxed sphincter while you're talking out your azz?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

You get more range that way.

frankj1
Saturday, February 19, 2022 4:48:25 PM
targeted crop dusting
bgz
  • bgz
  • Herf-A-Holic
Sunday, February 20, 2022 12:03:24 AM
It's going in like Steve Urkel instead of Barry White.
RMAN4443
Sunday, February 20, 2022 11:36:32 AM

You prefer a relaxed sphincter while you're talking out your azz?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

that's how you get diarrhea of the mouth...[-x

8trackdisco
Sunday, February 20, 2022 1:13:59 PM

I've sent 7 emails plus 2 messages from this site to customer service. At this point, it would be hard to convince me that Cigar Bid actually has a customer service dept...though they're not shy about bragging on how great it is.

jwhop wrote:

A few different things.

Covid and Ukraine.

Next is they look at the boards to see what is going on. Maybe they see your endless outrage and they keep moving your request to the bottom of the pile. The whole More bees with honey than vinegar thing.

It's a different approach worth considering.