can you handle the ensuing shortage of cheetos?

Living in a cheese producing state, we might get Riiiiiiiich, Beooootch!

Orange Snacks Matter!
Orange Snacks Matter!
Orange Snacks Matter!

(psst... I don't think Cheetos contain any cheese)

Please see Knowledge Recently Acquired thread... yah blasphemer.

I stand corrected.

scratching out grocery list manically.

Cheetos.
Cheetos.
More Cheetos.

and.
Cheetos.

I forgive you.

I sure could go for a bag of Cheetos right about now. I'm sure you could too so add them back onto the list. The puffy ones, not the crunch ones. Sometimes I go for the crunchy ones but today is not the day for crunchy ones.

There are a lot of Cheeto like snacks and off brand cheesey snacks that pretend they are Cheetos but they just aren't the same. Even the Cheeto balls and Cheeto paw shaped ones... not the same. Prolly made from the same ingredients and chemically identical to the original ones but they just don't taste the same. Prolly a mental thing on my end.

In summary, I could go for a bag of puff Cheetos right about now. Tomorrow may be different and I'd want the crunchy ones.

I'll also need a napkin or a shirt to wipe of the Cheeto stuff that's left on your fingers. Preferably a dark shirt. A white shirt would be a dead give away that you were eating Cheetos.

Two NINE!

this may not go over well, but I'd reach for the cheez its, given a choice

I had a pretty serious cheez its problem a couple years back

I understand