Robin Williams on golf.

As someone who hates when cigars fall apart on you when playing golf...

Thick maduro wrappers (or other stout wrappers)... try to keep the band on as long as possible.

As far as picking rockets for n00bs, I'm a bad person to ask.

Any advice heretofore given is limited to the context of bbqs. I do not know anything about golf.

I played a couple times when I was a teenager. I mostly just got drunk riding around on the cart. I remember the word "divet" or something like that because I could hit one of those a solid 20 yards or more. Pretty good for a newbie ...

Yes.

Less expense and angst when you see a half smoked one pitched in the tee box of the second hole.

I like #4 suggestion of the Baccarat for the non regular cigar smokers.