More of a benefit really

depends if you're the taster or the tastee

[quote=frankj1]depends if you're the taster or the tastee[/quote]

This is the most important question before deciding to go or not.

[quote=corey sellers]You want to join the club. You ever see a goat get its head hung in a fence . I don’t see that as a problem just an opportunity.

Just sayin….[/quote]

You ever stuck your head in the fence?

Asking for a friend.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which one?

Since last Friday, I've been laid low by some sort of viral or bacterial infection, including a serious case of conjunctivitis. Mucus oozing from my eyes, often sealing them shut. Hard to see. Lung congestion, runny nose, phlegm, body and joint aches. Miserable. Thank goodness for air conditioning. Didn't feel like going to grab the mail yesterday...104F at 2:30pm...not my temperature...outside air. My wife saw that I was a physical mess...I also strained my left hip and could barely walk, so she said she'd grab the mail after the mailman delivers at 2pm today.

She came back sweating, huffing and puffing, carrying a pile of boxes. She glared at me. "Here, these are yours..." and dropped the boxes on the end table humidor and stormed out the office.

Curious, I went to look at the boxes, recognized two names: jeebling and JGRAZ. Cut open the other box...Tiver!!!

Those damn nOObs pulled off a sneaky surprise attack!!! Lacking the strength and determination to examine the contents closely, I will take a careful accounting when I am recovered from my illness, which has been made worse by this unprovoked attack.. just taking a quick glance between the packing material, there are some delicious looking cigars...very nice packing jobs...

to be continued...

[ram27bat]

Delta, first and foremost, get yourself healthy and happy. I’ll say a prayer for your health and comfort. We should send flowers to Mrs. Delta.

You’ve been hit by the nOOb Rebels!

This will not end well…

Damn Delta that sounds absolutely horrible. I can't believe your poor wife had to get the mail while you sat there. 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😜

Seriously though I hope you feel better. Please apologize to her for these damn dirty noobs.

I have recovered somewhat, after taking prescribed antibiotics and antibiotic eyedrops. Am able to sit up and concentrate...at least my eyes are sufficiently cleared to allow me to see what silliness the nOOberifics have perpetrated.

Well, well, well...I may have to recalibrate my regard for this trio from low esteem to grudging mild respect...not sure if it's symptomatic of my illness or if it's a reality...their stench has mostly dissipated... they do seem to have a sense for decent cigars...

Please do not interpret this description as a challenge or an invitation to refine your attack on me...you have successfully proven your point, at least to me. Choose other targets if you wish to inflict further damage in your Noob Rebellion campaign. And also be warned... retribution may be severe to overwhelming...

From the triumphant trio of nOOberifics;

jeebling...great job packing all these cigars, mostly bigguns, into a SFR

Crowned Heads Four Kicks, LE 2023

Espinosa Laranja Azulejo

Kristoff Cameroon

La Aurora Barrel Aged

La Aurora 1495 Ecuador

My Father La Gran Oferta lance

My Father La Promesa

Montecristo Viejo

One Shot One Kill Rojas Los Tejanos

Quesada 40th Anniversary

Romeo y Julieta Viejo

Southern Draw Rose of Sharon

Warped Flor Del Valle

Warped Moon Garden

Warped Upper Realm

JGRAZ...another nicely stuffed SFR

CAO Flathead 660

Crowned Heads Las Calaveras EL 2023

Crowned Heads Le Careme LE 2023

Drew Estate Herrera Esteli

La Flor Dominicana Double Ligero

Oliva Black Swan

Oliva V lance

Plasencia 146 Cosecha

Punch Dragon Fire

Sencillo EL Nicaragua 2023

Tatuaje Cojonu 2021...biggest among several bigguns

Tiver...EP Carrillo Triumph Trilogy forced the use of a box other than SFR

(Carrillo Triumph Trilogy)

Carrillo Encore Majestic

Carrillo La Historia E-III

Carrillo Pledge Prequel

Crowned Heads Coroneta Maduro x2

Crowned Heads Four Kicks Limited Edition 2023

Fuente Flor Fina 8-5-8 Anniversary maduro

Padron 2000

Rojas Bluebonnet

Warped Corto

Bravo, gentlemen, bravo!!! I am humbled by your selections and generosity and will, henceforth, never consider you noobs...

You are all nOOberific!!!

Golly gee whiz, that is an azz-whoopin'! 🐴

Bravo, ya filthy rebels! =d>

Enjoy them Delta

Glad you're feeling better

Glad you're on the mend Delta.

Hopefully we managed to hit a few near your preferred profile. Enjoy.!!

nOObs Gone Wild!

Nice one, guys. And hope you feel better delta.

Be well, Delta. Thanks for the accolades lol

That was a nice solid hit my fellow noobs. Next target acquired!

[quote=jeebling] Next target acquired![/quote]

Elaborate please

I’m getting my ducks in a row

Hahahahahahahaha

Watch out boys, looks like Corey’s mommy let him out of the basement and brought him to the post office.

Damages to come.............

She is dead and been that way since I was 17 . So it was not her I can promise. We don’t have basements in the south either. Hope you enjoy them all brother.

Hahahaha