More of a benefit really

depends if you're the taster or the tastee

This is the most important question before deciding to go or not.

You ever stuck your head in the fence?
Asking for a friend.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which one?

Since last Friday, I've been laid low by some sort of viral or bacterial infection, including a serious case of conjunctivitis. Mucus oozing from my eyes, often sealing them shut. Hard to see. Lung congestion, runny nose, phlegm, body and joint aches. Miserable. Thank goodness for air conditioning. Didn't feel like going to grab the mail yesterday...104F at 2:30pm...not my temperature...outside air. My wife saw that I was a physical mess...I also strained my left hip and could barely walk, so she said she'd grab the mail after the mailman delivers at 2pm today.

She came back sweating, huffing and puffing, carrying a pile of boxes. She glared at me. "Here, these are yours..." and dropped the boxes on the end table humidor and stormed out the office.

Curious, I went to look at the boxes, recognized two names: jeebling and JGRAZ. Cut open the other box...Tiver!!!

Those damn nOObs pulled off a sneaky surprise attack!!! Lacking the strength and determination to examine the contents closely, I will take a careful accounting when I am recovered from my illness, which has been made worse by this unprovoked attack.. just taking a quick glance between the packing material, there are some delicious looking cigars...very nice packing jobs...

to be continued...


[ram27bat]

Delta, first and foremost, get yourself healthy and happy. I’ll say a prayer for your health and comfort. We should send flowers to Mrs. Delta.

You’ve been hit by the nOOb Rebels!

This will not end well…

Damn Delta that sounds absolutely horrible. I can't believe your poor wife had to get the mail while you sat there. 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😜

Seriously though I hope you feel better. Please apologize to her for these damn dirty noobs.

I have recovered somewhat, after taking prescribed antibiotics and antibiotic eyedrops. Am able to sit up and concentrate...at least my eyes are sufficiently cleared to allow me to see what silliness the nOOberifics have perpetrated.

Well, well, well...I may have to recalibrate my regard for this trio from low esteem to grudging mild respect...not sure if it's symptomatic of my illness or if it's a reality...their stench has mostly dissipated... they do seem to have a sense for decent cigars...

Please do not interpret this description as a challenge or an invitation to refine your attack on me...you have successfully proven your point, at least to me. Choose other targets if you wish to inflict further damage in your Noob Rebellion campaign. And also be warned... retribution may be severe to overwhelming...

From the triumphant trio of nOOberifics;

jeebling...great job packing all these cigars, mostly bigguns, into a SFR
Crowned Heads Four Kicks, LE 2023
Espinosa Laranja Azulejo
Kristoff Cameroon
La Aurora Barrel Aged
La Aurora 1495 Ecuador
My Father La Gran Oferta lance
My Father La Promesa
Montecristo Viejo
One Shot One Kill Rojas Los Tejanos
Quesada 40th Anniversary
Romeo y Julieta Viejo
Southern Draw Rose of Sharon
Warped Flor Del Valle
Warped Moon Garden
Warped Upper Realm


JGRAZ...another nicely stuffed SFR
CAO Flathead 660
Crowned Heads Las Calaveras EL 2023
Crowned Heads Le Careme LE 2023
Drew Estate Herrera Esteli
La Flor Dominicana Double Ligero
Oliva Black Swan
Oliva V lance
Plasencia 146 Cosecha
Punch Dragon Fire
Sencillo EL Nicaragua 2023
Tatuaje Cojonu 2021...biggest among several bigguns


Tiver...EP Carrillo Triumph Trilogy forced the use of a box other than SFR
(Carrillo Triumph Trilogy)
Carrillo Encore Majestic
Carrillo La Historia E-III
Carrillo Pledge Prequel
Crowned Heads Coroneta Maduro x2
Crowned Heads Four Kicks Limited Edition 2023
Fuente Flor Fina 8-5-8 Anniversary maduro
Padron 2000
Rojas Bluebonnet
Warped Corto



Bravo, gentlemen, bravo!!! I am humbled by your selections and generosity and will, henceforth, never consider you noobs...

You are all nOOberific!!!

Golly gee whiz, that is an azz-whoopin'! 🐴

Bravo, ya filthy rebels! =d>

Enjoy them Delta
Glad you're feeling better

Glad you're on the mend Delta.

Hopefully we managed to hit a few near your preferred profile. Enjoy.!!

nOObs Gone Wild!


Nice one, guys. And hope you feel better delta.

Be well, Delta. Thanks for the accolades lol

That was a nice solid hit my fellow noobs. Next target acquired!

Elaborate please

I’m getting my ducks in a row

Hahahahahahahaha

Watch out boys, looks like Corey’s mommy let him out of the basement and brought him to the post office.


Damages to come.............

She is dead and been that way since I was 17 . So it was not her I can promise. We don’t have basements in the south either. Hope you enjoy them all brother.


Hahahaha