The Flying Cigar Monster told me not to believe all that ancient crapola. He said HE is the true one, and from now on HE will speak through me. I feel honored, and yet humbled by his large flying binderness.
You azzhats are welcome to join the fold....but you need to send me a box of your very best, aged, ISOM stix in order to elevate yourselves to entry level.
Further enlightenment instrux will follow.
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