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7. Author: bloody spaniard Date: 05/23/2006 04:42 PM Reply

LOL!! I'm at 223 (a little over 6')- will I do?

On a serious note, being a member of the FBC doesn't mean that you have to have cherry red stretchmarks, thighs that chafe when you walk, or a dunlop belly.

No, size notwithstanding, a member of this esteemed club understands the true meaning of honest friendship and how the tobacco leaf (and spirits?) plays an intrinsically important part in the symbiotic process between people who may normally have little in common.

Yes, it takes a little extra flesh to press the flesh but we don't discriminate. Sooner or later you will qualify.

I salute you for taking the next step up from botl/sotl.

Bravo!

Can I at least be the guy that brings the snacks?

I picture the logo as being a guy with a receeding hairline, some facial hair (maybe a hit and miss goat-tee), a tight dark tee shirt that doesn't cover the hairy, protuding stomach, with the guy holding a cigar in one hand, and a pinch of belly button lint being sniffed in the other, wearing worn jeans and a pair of Red Wing boots.

....... or not.

I have tennis shoes with velcro.