Perryton, Texas: Charles Hampton and Douglas Emmerson; both on trial for aggravated assault and robbery. As the female victim testified how she'd been beaten and robbed by two men, the district attorney asked if the two men who had committed the crime were present in the courtroom. Before the victim could answer, both idiots raised their hands identifying themselves to the Judge & Jury.

To quote one of the 21st centuries greatest philosophers "Doh!!!"

There was a Moron here in Pa. on the news the other night. He went into a Bank and gave the Teller a note demanding money. He then changed His mind and left the Bank. When the Police arrived He was still standing outside the Bank trying to flag a cab. Duh!

I find the use of the idiotic and moron offensive and request that this post be yanked.