"... if you can make me scream .... I'll make you breakfast ...."

I don't want to own you, I just want to test drive you.

I actually heard a guy say this. When the woman came back from the bar she had a pitcher of beer with her and poured the entire thing on this guy.

..." so just screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Velma? ..."

... I've already got the F, the C, and the K. All I need now is U ..."

I lost my phone #,can I have yours? X

Hey baby,how about a free mustache ride? X

You are a 10 on my looks scale. That means I have to drink 10 beers before I can bare to look at you.

Hello sweetheart,just wanted you to know,as long as i have a face you'll always have a place to sit!

I actually overheard this one in a local bar. The funny thing is it worked.
Hey, you wanna go in halves on a ****.

You look just like Hillary Clinton.

Hangin' out with a friend of a friend at a bar, who just kept yelling "HEY SEXAY MOMMA" at every woman who walked by....It didn't work real well.

This one only works on Republican women " Hi I'm a personal friend of Rick Maven ". JonR

"You're almost as pretty as the chick I banged last weekend"

"You look so familiar--didn't you and I used to be married?"

"So....are you breathing?"

Hey baby, did you know that I can breath from my ears?

Hi,do you come often...I mean come HEAR often? X

Why don't you and I go back to my place to work on some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

You don't sweat too much for a fat girl.

"My face is leaving in 10 minutes! You better be on it!"

...octo