Would like to welcome any of you fine gentlemen to visit the new C.I. cigar outlet store in downtown Bethlehem, (535 Main Street) PA. Tons of great deals throughout the Holiday Seasons to celebrate our grand opening.

Hey max, how about some directions from the PA Turnpike. Thanks!

and a free sample...you know before I make the trip, too make sure the journey is worth it!!

Bud, you can't miss them. Just turn left at Cleveland.

And how about we earn frequent flyer points from our purchases? And double the number of boxes for bid on each lot. Decrease the price of shipping. Post more lots on the weekend. Add a section for Cubans Cigars. Disclose the price C.B. pays per lot. Add a section for women only so we can all log on under feminine pseudonyms. Oh crap, gotta go.....

LOL!