“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –

Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” –

Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –

Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” –

William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time in reading it.” –

Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” –

Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” –

Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” –

Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” –

Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend… if you have one.” –

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” –

Winston Churchill, in response

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” –

Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” –

Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” –

Paul Keating

“He had delusions of adequacy.” –

Walter Kerr

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” –

Jack E. Leonard

“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” –

James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” –

Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” –

Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever…” –

Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts… for support rather than illumination. ” –

Andrew Lang

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” –

Billy Wilder

some real good ones...

http://angryaussie.wordpress.com/2007/08/04/when-insults-had-class/ 

C&P is not plagiarizing, it's simply passing on things of interest.

Printing history is not plagerey.

No Donuts for YOU!

Somehow I was able to figure out they weren't yours ....!

c3s

Lady Astor: "Winston, you're drunk".

Winston: "But I shall be sober in the morning and you, madam, will still be ugly. "

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Lady Astor (first woman MP in the House of Commons): "Mr Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea."

Winston (getting unsteadily to his feet): "Madam, if I were your husband ... I'd drink it."

I know what YOU are... but what Am I??

A (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) waffle-eating (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) no-coffee drinkin' (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid) (**yanked by SteveR@cigarbid).

So there.

THIPPIT!!!!!!!!

FAMOUS CLASSIC INSULTS:

Obama is the U.S. President

oops, wrong forum

And adding insult to injury......he was elected AGAIN.....:-&