I barbecued salmon, roasted yellow gold potatoes with garlic and onions, and a bottle of Hahn wine.
After dinner I went out to the backyard with an Ashton VSG and another glass of wine when all of a sudden, the quiet of the evening was disturbed... Some one started a weed-eater and ruined my alone time. I went out to see who in their right mind would do such a thing. I was ready to go Ape-Sh** on someone. I walked out to the front yard and my beautiful wife was doing yardwork. I now feel guilty and am going out to help her...
M

.... that's just as bad as getting woken up in the middle of a wet dream ...

Sucker! She wanted YOU to work so she guilted ya'. You had no choice though. Damn, they're smart!

My wife figured out a long time ago that if she breaks the weedeater everytime she uses it, she'd get banned. DAMN!

Barry

If my wife ever broke ou tthe weed eater, someone would be going to the ER. Either her for wacking herself or me with a heart attack. Ain't gonna happen.
BUD