Help me. I'm from Florida and I accidentally ordered 12 five packs of H. Upman seconds for $120 each. I meant to vote, er, Bid on a different cigar for less money, but the mouse clicked on the lot next to the one I wanted. I kept clicking until I am now in debt. I can't get out of my own way, but I want the company to make up for my mistakes. I think we should start the bidding all over again to make up for my ineptitude. I'm going to sue somebody!

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Call Bill Daley and Warren Christopher. They're busy right now, though. I think Bill Clinton is currently coaching them on how to argue in a believable way that an arrow isn't always really an arrow. It all depends on which hole you're attempting to punch.

LOL...now THAT'S funny!

Don't let the Gore team see your valid complaint or they will sue for you....oh I am sorry, they are anti-tobacco so they would not give a damn about your dilemma at hand.

LMAO!!!! Florida, the state where you get to vote until you like the outcome 🙂 Prior to the rescinding of his concession to Bush, Gore was handling himself like a gentleman and with class, but now, he's just embarassing himself.

You are obviously a disenfranchised bidder, whose civil rights have been again trodden upon by Corporate America. Kindly gather enough of your kindred spirit to assure network news coverage, and I'll be there to publicly defend your right to behave without responsibility. Signed, Rev. J. Jackson

Yes, I apologize Officer, I ran the Stop sign because I thought it said Go. Its obviously big oil, big tobacco, money grubbing insurance companies and Newt Gingrich that are really at fault here, therefore they should pay to have my car repaired.