http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030717/od_uk_nm/oukoe_health_masturbation_2 

What a Relief!

im safe!!!!!

Wow! My prospects are excellent!!

Thanks loads!

I hope they don't yank this thread... But then again...

I don't know about this story. You're not jerkin' me around are you?

He could be pullin yer leg.....

I don't think this story is on the up and up. This Robby guy's definitely not on the straight and narrow. His wife should probably give him a good spanking to keep him in line.

It's on the up and up! I felt inspired, my insperation cums in spurts...

Let me get this straight:

I have to choose between blindness or prostate cancer!

choner

I hate to jack this thread, but we need to change the subject. This Robby guy's wacked.

I'm building an expensive new humi. I hate to blow my whole wad, but it's a custom hand job.

This project's really sucking me dry.

If you want to beat my Ploomidoor, you'll have some stiff compitition...

Dude you're so cocky! I hate to be hard on you, but I mean, what a ****! My new humi's gonna' blow you away!

To quote an old movie title: Do you think its safe to just do it until you need glasses?