I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bull****ted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"

get the hell out of here.

That's hilarious. If it's true, even funnier. If you followed through, you're a hero to us all.

Have her mom take her teeth out and turn out the light.
Then guess which end you're doing.

Must have been like a waffle house in there with all those pancakes flopping around!

For the team!!!

Wait'll you try a "Grannie's Hat Trick!"

ScottHar

The Holy Trinity!

You walk out with bruises, and black eyes?

Torp...you ain't from 'round here are ya?

You take the small bus into town?

Nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean?

Hell turn off the lights and hit both. What the hell!

huh huh...huh huh....

good one.



huh huh huh....



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Drop smoke and run!!!

I bet it smelled like a wet phone book in that bedroom. There's nothing quite like an old bluehair that knows her way around the bedroom, though.

Said the smooth voice of experience?

Oh yea----YEAH BOYZ!

My mother in law is nearly 80 and lives about 17 miles from us, just four blocks from my main office.

Thank you for the disturbing image and the convulsive reaction I will now get twice a day passing her apartment.

^^ She's not as repulsive when she's naked as you might think, Pacman. A real tiger in the tank, too.

They don't call him pacman for nuthin' you know.

Great now I have that Pacman ending music in my head and this filmstrip running in my mind of a naked guy wearing socks plowing Maude!

um..... i didn't need that visual....


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