Woman's Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks
when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed
when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

Men's Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor
store. Amen

LMOA...men's prayer is dead on. X

close ... I'd prefer one who owned a cigar store