I was visiting with my Dad, the other night. My mother, was in a snit, and my father was bitching about it to me. Myself, having had a bad relationship or 2, was consoling him, and telling him about a few of my horror stories, from the singles scene, whe he made the following statement. "I now know for sure, that God is a WOMAN. " I said, what led you to that conclusion?? He said, " God is definately female, if God was a male, he would have put p\/ssy on a pine tree, so we wouldn't have to put up with womans ****, and the world would be a better place.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

LMAO!!!!

good one...

Man I got some Singles Dating Story's that'll have you rolling for hours... I almost joined a Monistary!!! LoL

Hog

I was always told that God is definetly a male. If God were a female she would have put mans **** on his chin. George Carlin. X

LMAO at Dave and X - You two are crazy....

Regards,


B

I know,
I keep waiting for to be e-chick slapped.
LOL
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

xibbumbero

very funny.