For his birthday Little Billy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Billy heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Billy said, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

LMAO!
an oldie but goodie!