"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a sales man back home in Louisiana."

Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start

tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the

store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make

today?" The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.64."

The boss says "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"

Kid says , "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a

medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new

fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said

down at the coast. So I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went

down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him

down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and

I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

Whereupon the blonde responded,"DUHHHHHHH...they're watch dogs?"

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

"Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, " spit it out!

It's a piece of A$$!"