Chicken parmesan dinner

Sleeping through cigar.

munching Altoids mints NOM NOM...

makes grapes taste nasty

Dahotness chomps elite gars

Launches chair with gas.

That picture is SO wrong, but

it still makes me laugh!

Wii Cheer with my princess -

haven't shaken that in YEARS!

Well... not on purpose...#-o

Cut out pics of BOTL on wall

Abrinac look out

Metro is how he lives life

Closet blown like fowl

Just like most the azzhats here.

Seven five seven!

Should wrestle naked tonight

Winner goes camping

My mouth taped up for fairness

The river awaits

five four three two one and then

one two three four five

Wait.

That sounded wrong.

I'm all packed to go camping.

The van is in Missouri

LGBTQ

Abusing noops is his game

Loves camping with Z

There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.

The first line is 5 syllables.

The second line is 7 syllables.

The third line is 5 syllables like the first.

Punctuation and capitalization are up to the poet, and need not follow the rigid rules used in structuring sentences.