I just got an email from my local meat market. Something sounds fishy :

LIMITED - WHILE SUPPLY LAST

Whole Choice Black Angus Boneless Ribeyes 12-14 lb avg. 5.99 lb Cut into Steaks Free
Whole Choice Black Angus Peeled Tenderloin 7 lb avg. 9.99 lb Cut into Filet Mignon Free
Whole Choice Black Angus Boneless NY Strips 12-14 avg. 4.99 lb. Cut into Steaks Free

Fresh catch THIS WEEKEND - AMBERJACK, GROUPER, SUSHI GRADE TUNA, SNAPPER AND *****CRAP FINGERS.*********

I added the asterisks by the way.

I think I might stiop by and get Robby a belated B-day gift of some Crap Fingers.

Amberjack = good eatin'!

You better have a BIG grill!

I forgot...If you get the grouper...get some of that blackening powder stuff thingamajig, and some really good sandwich rolls from the deli...make up some onion rings to put on the sandwich, that's right I said ON THE SANDWICH, and don't forget to get some beer. Robby can't keep his fridge stocked...I dunno maybe its a Yankee thing...LOL!

Thanks, but I've been eating quite enough crap lately...

Sweetened or Unsweetened?

I thought you southern guys were into fishing.

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Oh yeah, my dad pronounced it "crawpy", I know what you're talking about now.

If they are giving away all that Beef FREE then I suppose thier fingers would be Crappy because they are sure sticking them up some bodies business End. ROTFLMAO..TinMan

Crappy or paper mouths are good eating. They are as prevalent in the north as they are in the south.

You need to catch a pounder to get a good fillet out of them. A little butter, fish batter and you're all set.

I think they meant crab fingers. Don't believe you can sell crappie can you?

I thought they meant Carp fingers...I'd rather have Crap Fingers 🙂

KC

I ate some fish balls once.

Yeah, and I've had crab balls.

DrMaddVibe,

I was wondering where all the Amberjack from the east coast of Florida goes. We only keep the smaller ones and we take them to the smokehouse. The larger ones are too wormey usually, so we throw them back. They are fun to catch, great fighters, especially at 50+ pounds.
I also think there was a typo on the crap fingers, I think that they ment to write carp fingers.
Robert

Thats a new one for me, didnt know carp had fingers. Wow I'll have to remember that when Im sticking my feet in the water 🙂

Mystery solved - just got this week's specials :

...."Fresh catch THIS WEEKEND - AMBERJACK, GROUPER, SUSHI GRADE TUNA, CHILEAN SEABASS, SWORD FISH AND CRAB FINGERS."

Seafood is nasty. As a general rule, I dont eat anything that swims. ...unless she's good looking.

Swordfish?!?


Man, that's one of my faves!













The movie...right? Killer soundtrack, topless Halle, badass Travolta(wha? When? You gotta be kiddin')

Kick his ass Sea Bass!