i Duly-elected representative of CA. sent me this today,
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped
and massacred by:
a. Olga Korbit
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked & a
70-year-old American
passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hij ked at Athens, and a U.S.
Navy diver was
murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time
by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses.
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
10. On 10/12/00, 17 Sailors were killed, 39 wounded &the
U.S.S. Cole severely
damaged in a terrorist attack by:
a. The Back Street Boys
b. Jaws
c. Crazed Soccer Fans
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked &destroyed and
thousands of people
were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered
by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
Nope, NO PATTERNS ANYWHERE to justify profiling ! ! ! So,
to ensure we
Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent
on killing us,
airport security screeners will NO LONGER BE ALLOWED to
profile certain people.
Airport security screeners MUST conduct random searches of:
a. 80-year-old women,
b. little kids,
c. airline pilots with proper identification,
d. Secret Service agents who are members of the
President's security detail,
e. 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
f. Medal of Honor winning former Governors.
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what we have to do only to please the left......
