Little Fire Fighter


A fire fighter is working on the engine outside
the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red
wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose, tightly coiled in the
middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet,
and the wagon is being
pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer
look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girls says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully. "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."


Just thought everyone could use a laugh.
Sorry about the cruelty to cats, but I love this joke.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

LMAO!!!!!!!

Hog

That's funny. BTW airhorning cats was one of my favorite things to do. My apologies to cat cat lovers. X

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Now that's funny!!!!!

X,

Your phrase "airhorning cats" made me laugh 10 times harder than all the jokes combined!

ROFLMFA COMPLETELY O!

...cigman

I could tell you stories of airhornings that would bust you up. Every now and again for some reason, something will happen to trigger one one these memories and I'll start laughing and people will give me funny looks. X