PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? The Titanic or The Clinton Video

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit

CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life

CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same

nice piece of work.

Now that's a funny comparison but I'd go for the "Titanic" video cause ya git ta see hooters. X :~)

I was going to vote for the Clinton video because it does not have Celine Dion singing but X does make a compelling argument for the Titanic.

Hockeydad,

You make a much more compelling argument. There are plenty of other movies where I can spy some hooters, but DAMNED IF I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO CELINE DION!!!... unless of course she shows her hooters!!!

Its settled, UncleB is hosting a Watch Celine Dion On VIdeo Herf!

choner

Although in the movie Titanic the character Jack is seen smoking cigarettes in several scenes he does not enjoy a cigar at anytime during the movie.

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'he does not enjoy a cigar at anytime during the movie'

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Having not seen this pic, I must ask ... does that mean that during the movie, Jack doesn't smoke a cigar at all, or that he smokes one without enjoying it ??