Things you CAN say at Thanksgiving and get away with!



1: Talk about a huge breast!

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: It's Cool Whip time!

4: If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5: Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6: I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat.

11: Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you stick it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18: That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19: How long do I beat it before it's ready?

LMAO