you commit a crime then you kill yourself, saving the tax payers time and money and eliminating a defense lawyer's fee.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/ny-bc-ny--restroomvideotape1223dec23,0,5570846,print.story?coll=ny-ap-regional-wire 

eleltea

you may send me my cigar after the holidays.

Guy sounds like a real sport to me, now if we can just get the idea to catch on, we could finally tackle the problem of prison overcrowding!