HOW BIG IS WAL-MART?

1. At Wal-Mart, Americans spend $36,000,000 every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th)

than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco +

K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private employer.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the World.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep

in mind they did this in only 15 years.

8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket chai ns sought bankruptcy

(including Winn-Dixie).

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approximately 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are

SuperCenters; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 years ago.

11. This year, 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at a

Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 billion).

12. 90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart.

13. Wal-Mart has the biggest nuclear-equipped navy on earth.

14. Wal-Mart weighs more than the moon.

15. Wal-Mart's butt is even bigger than yo' momma's.

16. Other superstores go into orbit around a Wal-Mart.

17. If all the Wal-Marts were placed end to end, they would reach a way over yonder.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wal-Mart!

1. Wal-Mart cannot be detected by infrared cameras!

2. Wal-Mart can jump up to sixteen times its own height.

3. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Wal-Mart supply!

4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Wal-Mart.

5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Wal-Mart!

6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Wal-Mart in 1504, after eighteen months work.

7. The Wal-Mart-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Wal-Mart-fights take place there every day.

8. Wal-Mart cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.

9. Wal-Mart can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!

10. You should always store Wal-Mart in an airtight container in the fridge.

toby and i went to wal-mart yesterday and spent about $200.00. i got 5 pair of shorts, a hawaiian shirt, a battery operated nose clipper,and a pair of shoes.

toby got two pair of pajamas, and two novels and some of her meds.

the meds were close to $100.00.

do the math.

18 Wal-Mart is the only place on Earth where you can get shorts, a hawaiian shirt, a battery operated nose clipper,a pair of shoes, pajamas, novels and meds all in the same place while getting new tires and an oil change on your car. If you time it right you can read one of the novels at a Subway inside the store while eating lousy sammiches and cursing that asspipe Jared for those commercials before your car is ready.

6. Author: pacman357

they also have a mcdonalds if you prefer.

i wonder how many cameras watch me pee.

"Nose clipper"???

I like mine just fine!

I got this urge to go shopping at walmart now.

Haven't been in one lately, but you can buy hunting and fishing equipment.

Bicycles

Ballons

Hammers, hardware, nails, and other stuff like that.

Batteries

Automotive equipment

Baskets, trunks, decor of all kinds and cheap funny looking plastic flowers.

Everything is made in China or Lower Slobvonia.....

They smile a lot like at "Friendly's", but you can never find anyone to wait on you.....just check you out.

I hate Wal Marts

Charlie

I'm in the 10% I live 30 miles from one! Yeah!

Eddie

do not give up your addy, they will find you and put one up within the 30 mile barrier......LOL

Charlie

another piece of trivia:

If there are three people in line at Wal-Mart at any given time, at least one of them with be saying under their breath, "I swear I'm never coming to this F#$%ing place again."

Wal-Mart has 20 times as many cash registers as they do employees.

We have one 4 miles away, one 15-20 minutes away, one 25 minutes away, one 30 minutes away, and a new one coming that will be 30 minutes away. We are surrounded. ( and I probably missed one or two)

I believe the one about the cash registers vs. employees.

And when was the last time there were only 3 people in line? At ours, your lucky if you are the 15th in line. And I am sure 99% of them are mumbling under their breath how much they hate that store and never want to go back.

I hate buing groceries from Walmart. The prices aren't that great and I can never find anything. The layout is terrible. But I think they do it on purpose so you have to walk through every aisle.

One good thing is when they build the one in Oxford (the 30 minutes away one) it will ease the crowds in ours. There is no place to shop down there right now so they have to drive to the Walmart by us.

98.2% of walmart sales are fake.

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"i wonder how many cameras watch me pee." To start, or all the way to the end?

You can't throw a rock in Savannah without hitting a Wal-Mart.

Another interesting fact I just discovered:

One in three Wal-Mart shoppers requires the use of a motorized shopping cart.

Fact #1- Chuck Norris is even afraid of Wal-Mart!!