i light up a montecristo "A" and remember the answer to why do i smoke cigars?

after a cigar, my girlfriend yells at me so much I wonder 'why do I smoke cigars?' but I haven't had a montecristo 'A' yet, so I guess that's why I don't know the answer.

kipling said "a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a good smoke"

Like I tell the wife sometimes " Honey ya know, It will be easier to replace you than this limited edition, special production cigar I am smoking" ..............Now what were you saying????? LOL.

Women...you can't live with em....pass the cigar cutter.