MIDGET WITH A SPEACH IMPEDIMENT


A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"


"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a
male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her ****"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
widdlebit"?


BWAHAHAHAHAHH.............Marla

LOL...ewwwwwwwwwwww

LMFAO!!!

Bahahahahah! Wow! Oh man, that's my ab workout for today!

LMMFAO!!!!!

To bad for the horth he wasn’t an epileptic.

I love midgets. They are funny.

Why the lollipop kids were never nominated for an acadamy award I'll never understand. JonR

LMAO....

Hog

Yes ... I love it!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marla your being a bad bad girl today .....I like that 😉

rotflmaopimp

thith wath tho fffunny i juth had to we won it.that e -chick ith tho thilly.

e-chick-
Nice of you to re-kindle a classic! LOL!!!!