Which is kinda odd. You'd think the second guy would have seen it...

A lady walks into a bar with a duck on her head. The bartender says "Hey!! We don't serve pigs in here." The lady replies "He's not a pig, he's a duck." The bartender says "I know! I was talking to the duck!"

Great comeback!

So this horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"

A duck walks into a bar and says "bartender, gimme a beer, and put it on my bill"

the bartender replies "what ales you?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for two beers.....and a mop...!

🤣

I always liked

3 guys walking down a street. Two of them walked into a bar. The third guy ducked