Have you ever said something so profound that you thought to yourself "Did I say that" One of mine is "time wounds all heels" >Also when someone asked me why i let my dog ride along with me on my job I replied" Dog is my co pilot" What are your profoundities ?

Amazing...

Jack, don't wear your brain out. Have a drink & peruse USA Today for some light reading.

I have a playboy in one hand,butt on the other hand...

Pablo, I don't think you realize how funny you are!!

Like the English say, "Keep a stiff upper pecker".

blood

my favorite profundity is the f word, although i do like the c word for special occassions. the mf words are too overused.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/ 

go to back in black, fcc crackdown.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

"He's running around like a head with his chicken cut-off."

Jack, your prufundity has really caught on. Google returns 3,750 references to the phrase "Time wounds all heels."

Rick, are you making fun of me?

not the first time that happened

Prior Proper Planning Prevents Positively
Piss-Poor Performance.

prohibativaley possible

It will fit I promise...

Homer Simson after a night on the town with his buddy Barney Gumble-- "Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow... just slide it under the door".

I was walking out of a store one time and a church-goer came prancing up to me with a petition of some sort and said, "How'd you like to help get drug peddlers off the street?"

I stopped, looked at him totally straight-faced, and said, "I AM a drug peddler."

excuse me while I kiss the sky...

'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...

oowee, oowee, baby...

oowe oowe baby..gonna take you on a sea cruise. The late great Bobby Darin. Splish splash I was taken a bath...

Yo Jon, where you stay? let me know what to say.

pablo like to play.

aloha