I'd go all Cheetah on that Eee Eee Ooo Ooo Ahh Ahh
Then I get all Lone Ranger on her..like High Oh Silver kind of ****.
Once she had that, I'd be all journey to the center of the earth
By time I was done, she'd be so glassy eyed, she'd need both Rin Tin Tin, and Lassie to find her way home.