For most of my life I have been hearing about the Cuban Muscle Crisis. My idea is to open a chain of gyms like Gold's Gyms in Cuba. We help them, we make money, and we have a tax-deductible reason to go there and load up on stogies. Anyone out there want to invest with me?

And all this time I thought it was the Cuban Mussel Crisis. All I wanted to do was ease the shellfish shortage there by is opening a raw bar. Maybe eleltea and I could join forces to end both crises.

Let the Catholic Church have a free hand there and I think we'll have this Cuban Missal Crisis solved in no time.

I say we send Japanese grocers to end the Cuban Miso Crisis.

lets not just limit it to the catholic religion how about the jews get their turn...the cuban mazo crisis?

Don't forget the Cuban Miss crisis. X

i know its really humid there....the cuban moss crisis?

And to think I've sending Cheerios to help with the Cuban "Mueslix" crisis! DOH!

Duh, can't think of another one! This is funny as hell, oh how about the Cuban misiletoe crisis>?

Charlie

too many ladies in cuba not enough men...the cuband mister crisis

i'm packing my bags and starting a traveling side show to help out the Cuban Minstrel Crisis

Charlie

sort of like meet me at the pawnshop and i'll kiss you under the balls.

Dammit!! I looked in the humidor today and sure enough, 5 of my Monte #2's are gone... it's a Cubans missing Crisis!!

Not enough thinking going on down there: the Cuban Mus-ing Crisis

crisis smisis...

Since I love the stuff almost as much as cigars...how about the Cuban Mustard Crisis

We should send stenographers to end the Cuban Missive Crisis...

Just when you're ready to breathe a sigh of relief, that cuban menstral crisis comes back again.

Rick

You made me fall out of my chair laughing (FOMCL) at the "meet me at the pawn shop, I will kiss you under the balls" reference!

Sorta like the Cuban balls may fall crisis!

Charlie

Rick...that taint funny!