Homebrew
22 years ago
Man what a night.
Yesterday evening, a few friends stopped by, and took me to a Strip Club, for a batchlor party. It was the usual scene, a bunch of drunking debachery. Great cigars, very goodlooking young strippers. One of the girls was stareing at me, and she looked a little familiar. When she started her show, I recognised her. She had gotten kicked out of her parents house, when she was sixteen, and my girlfriend and I took her in, nad gave her a place to stay, while she finished High School, and got on her feet. She was dating my girlfriends son, so it was kind of stressful for awhile. I had not seen her for some time, about 5 years. She is now 24, dropdead beautiful, single mom, and going into her senior year, at UofA. With a dbl. major, in buisness, and Economics.
After her show, she came over to say hi, and told me what she had been doing. I visited with her, for awhile, and went back to the party. A little bit later, she started bringing the other girls by to meet me, it seems that I had made a mark on her life, and she wanted all her friends to meet the man who helped change her life. I don't remember how I did this, but she says I did. To make a long story short, I was a favorite of the girls last night, and really special, to a couple of Bisexual girls who I made breakfast for this afternoon. I have a standing invitation to come back anytime, as do they. LOL I LOVE MY LIFE.
I sure am glad I am single.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
P.S. Hell of a hangover But it was worth it.
hensed
22 years ago
Can I live vicariously through you? LOL
RDC
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  • Herf-A-Holic
22 years ago
WHOA!!! Hot Lesbian sex:-) Send pictures I believe you still have my email.

dave97402
22 years ago
Buddha Daddy
22 years ago
Seth Gekko
22 years ago
Congrats man. . . . . . it wears you out though, doesn't it? Afterwards, you feel like you ran a triathlon with weights around your feet. . . .
JonR
22 years ago
Yo Dave:

Sounds like you hit the jackpot !

I've been single for 61 years and enjoyed every single minute of freedom. Being single means not having to feel guilty, LOL.

JonR
hdking
22 years ago
dave do you still need a roomate.
i can start packing tonight.

hdking
Homebrew
22 years ago
LOL,
Yep, it does wear you out. That was the longest nap, I've taken. LOL and I think I feel another coming on. I am hoping for a repeat performance, in the near future, but now I gotta rest. A long work weekend kicks off in the Morning.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)
P.S. Not really trying to rub it in, but I had to tell someone;-)
Lowman
22 years ago
Woo Hoo !!! Congrats, Homie !!!

Keep us posted on the events to follow...

"a couple of Bisexual girls who I made breakfast for this afternoon"

... mmmmm... Bisexual girls... mmmmm

... mmmmm... breakfast... mmmmm

Low

You lucky dog...
al'Thor
22 years ago
"...mmm....breakfast..."

ROTFLMAO!! Thanks for remembering other priorities, Low.

Dave, I have a request - keep a diary and keep us updated weekly - instead of 'Red Shoe Diaries' it could be 'Homebrew Diaries' you could even include a review of each cigar you smoked after your escapades....
kornazoo
22 years ago
I find myself rereading "a standing invitation to come back anytime"......sounds like a line from a porn movie(or so I have been told).
Da-Glyde
22 years ago
Dave you get it on tape??? HAHA I am sure it would be a popular trade here!!! I need to get out more!!

GIG'em
nfldraftman
22 years ago
Nobody likes a braggart.
Sylance
22 years ago
Homebrew,

UofA? You a fellow Tucsonan?
billyjackson
22 years ago
Dave,

If you let me tag along next time, I'll give you my best...

PAM
Avo Legacy
VSG Torp
Anejo Shark

and if one of them is actually Cuban....
Monte 2
PSD EL
Cuaba
H.upmann

Hell....you can't handle em all anyway....might as well get some gars out of the contacts (would that qualify as Pimp Sticks?)
Nabaclish
22 years ago
Why isn't this in the Picture Post forum, Dave, with some snaps so we don't have to visualize? 😃

Yours,
Sheila
lukin
22 years ago
If homebrew doesn't have any pics...maybe he can describe the action in detail and you and tracy can then simulate them and post the pics...i'm sure that would be a worthy substitute 🙂
Nabaclish
22 years ago
Unfortunately, Tracy's camera shy... and I don't think Trish would allow us to post them... but it's an interesting idea...

Yours,
Sheila
eleltea
22 years ago
Feelin kinda old.
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