Due to several factors, my lawn was way behind in mowing in the last few weeks. Luckily, I live in the country on a gravel road, so nobody says anything. I do find it embarassing though. I got the front today, the North side & the back, working toward the South, which is huge. I push mow for various reasons although I own a John Deere rider.
Anyway, I was mowing the back, next to the shop, & found a dead possom. He was pretty ripe, but I saw him before I smelled him (probably due to all the cigars I smoke).

Hot Damn!! Supper is served!!!

John

Sometimes dead possum means dinner is served. Other times it means rabies. Be careful out there.

I figure that ol' possom just got lost in my yard & starved to death. He probably wandered around in circles for days.

are all of your children accounted for?

He probably got food poisoning...that wouldn't have happened if it was the blue cube's product. LMFAO

Hey I still owe you for that prank call.



Goody

My neighbor owns a pizza joint, with a fried chicken buffet. Go figure that one. They don't buy from me cause they already have about 4 or 5 vendors in there & I just won't mess with customers that have that many vendors.
Anyway, I was mowing the south forty earlier this spring & found a label from a can of Sysco Imperial green beans! Oh, the humanity!