^Reminds me of an old joke I forgot about;
A 4 year old boy was taking a bath with his mommy one day and finally asked her a question. He looked at her chest and asked what those were. Surprised, she quickly came up with an answer. She said they were her headlights. When they got out of the bath and saw mommy drying herself and asked her what is that between her legs. Mommy again quickly replied that's my grass. The boy said okay and finished his bath and went to bed.
The next day, mommy couldn't give him a bath because she had to go to work early, so she asked daddy to let him take a shower with him. So the boy got in the shower and looked his daddy up and down. Then he finally asked him what that was below his waist. Surprised by the question he quickly came up with an answer. Daddy said that's my snake. The boy finished his shower and went to bed.
That night, the family all watched a scary movie and then they all went to bed. The little boy was scared from the movie and went into his parent's room and asked if he could sleep with them. They said okay. So, he got under the covers and kept the sheet over his head because he was still scared.
All of a sudden he popped up and said Mommy, Mommy turn on your headlights!!! Daddy's snake is in your grass!!!
LOL!
