166,000 AMERICAN TROOPS HAVEN’T ABUSED IRAQI PRISONERS. It was announced today that less than one tenth of 1 percent of the brave American men and women being shot at daily in Iraq and Afghanistan have abused Iraqi prisoners. Not even a single act of beheading could be found. Further analysis revealed this is a markedly lower percentage than the number of U.S. senators who have driven automobiles off the Chappaquiddick Bridge in Massachusetts with young women trapped inside. In Washington, Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) questioned the validity of the report. “From reading the Washington Post, it is my distinct impression that all the military is involved in the abuses, as well as the ROTC and John Wayne,” the senator said, while scarfing down a dozen Big Macs and a pitcher of Thunderbird wine. “By the way, I was never on the Chappaquiddick Bridge. That was my twin brother, Ned.”

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Just got back from a vacation in Manchuria and I would like to say john kerry/ted kennedy are the most honorable, upright, and straight shooting men in politics today.

JonR

JonR

Yes indeed.

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JonR, I would like to say that as well.
But it would be a lie.

Also, Teddy prefers Chivas Regal to thunderbird wine...

yesterday the murdering senator from MA. marked the 35 anniversary of the crime by holding a clambake in Hyannis Port

Tailgater. Thats because since he daddy was a bootlegger in the 20's the family gets a kickback on every bottle of Chivas sold in the US.
Make mind Kentucky Bourbon (Basil Hayden if you got it)

EI,
That was the point of my comment...