> San Carlos, AZ.
> During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation on Wednesday, Democratic
presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every
native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated
requests for details of his plan. He also told the Apaches that during his
Senate career, he has voted YES for every Indian issue ever introduced for a
total of more than 9,000 votes.
> Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
> After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird
so full of crap it can't fly.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

Hog

One of the best jokes ever!!! LMAO.....

Charlie

"Read my lips....No new taxes"! LMAO. X