I figured that if the "What do you call..." thread got such a good run, maybe I could get this one going....

Confucius say, "A constipated man does not give a crap."

Man with hole in pants pocket feels cocky all day.

Man who masturbates in cash register comes into money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.
Later
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)

Those are gross! I will not open this thread again....LMAO and almost got sick!

Charlie

Man who walks in back of running car get exhausted.

man who farts in church sits in his own "pew" (pyoo!) all day!

man who stands on toilet is high on pot!

Man who drop watch in toilet have **** time.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

Man walking thru turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say..man who cook carrots and peas in same pot,velly unsanitary.
virginity like balloon...one prick...all gone.
Blonde woman have blonde hair...by cracky!
Unwise man get cherry by shaking tree...wise man spread limbs. X

Man who fall asleep on railroad track
wake up with split personality.

Man who take woman camping have naughty intent.

It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it

Man with hot rod burn rubber

Man who make war with wife all day get no piece at night.

Woman who always puts man in doghouse soon find man in cathouse