One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." > > >

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when
the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes
to open up,
there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his
door.

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when
the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up
waiting for a free haircut.

Only a dozen?
Must be a small town.

I guess you could say, however, that the repulican who got the free haircut asked for a receipt so he could write it off....

LOL

Here's another old haircut joke.
Lady walks into a barbershop. She asks the barber: "You Bob Peters?"
The barber replies, "No, miss, just shaves and haircuts."

LMAO... Or the teacher looking for one of her students house asked the postman "do you have a Harry Boyle on your route." "No ma'am it's just a heat rash"

True story: I used to be a letter carrier. . . I had one condo that had two older women living together. . . . .
one's last name was: Rash
other's last name was: Cockburn

Kinda goes together like chocolate & Peanut butter. . .