The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their

parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell

Their stories.

Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt

Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to

bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a

pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into

Enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of

twenty Enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of

bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then

she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral

Did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking.

a hell of a woman!

LMAO... my wife's name is Carol and the moral is true! 😎