Actually, Rick, I thought I was going to catch some crap (pun intended) for mentioning the reference to mother natures end to my digestive tract. The "politics" just sort of happened, as it would for you if you read the Globe. Last I heard, the Honorable Edward Kennedy thought the globe was too liberal for him. Even made him drive off a bridge...

I'll take pine needles and dried crickets while being smacked by Guido the neck for looking at his women Two toothed Ester over a Tamboril.

Remember that time you and your cousin did it with the cow? I've gotta party with you, Meany! (BTW, how's mini mean?)

Chicks dig me because I don't wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something special. We do have to party. Mini Mean is doing great. No one makes her smile more than her Papa. Guess that makes me goofy ****. Heading over to Jacks' for a herf tomorrow night. We'll light one up for ya!

I believe the underwear is "unique", not "special"... Say hi to the gang. Makes me wanna fly out to Illinois or Indiana or Iowa or Idaho, or one of the "I" states that yous guys live in!