A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of her doctor.


Her doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so off she went to see Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates".

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied,
"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

Bass...

That's reaay, reaay BAD!!! LOLOL

Neal

Very funny. I'll post one of my best ones as well.

very funny.

velly good-ROR (raff out roud)!

I'm partial to Redd Foxx's version.

"You got Zackaly!"