Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful
.... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE
SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what
it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

LOLOL

Thurson, is your wife that bad of a back seat driver?

LMAO!!!!

Hog

Oh Yeah!!!

LMAO

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I forwarded that to my wife. yes..she IS a right seat driver.

Just once.....just once.... POW!!!! right to the Moon!

Good one!

perfect! lmao!

Dude, I don't even know where to begin with this one. I kinda zone out the GF when I'm driving. If not, I'll strangle her.

One time I pulled over on the freeway about 25 miles from home, got out of the car and started walking home. My GF climbed into the drivers seat and followed me on the emergency lane for a few moles sreaming for me to get back in the car. A few minutes later the CHP stopped us and asked what was going on.The blessed soul of an officer told me it was illegal to walk along the freeway so he took me took me tothe nearest bus stop.

To this very day, I never hear the end of it. Don't think I ever will either. 😞

hell, echo, that's funnier than the joke! if i did that, my wife would have just left me on the road.